Green Stripey Cat Socks
People with boring socks cannot be trusted. If you want to appear trustworthy, you need cat socks. And not only do you need cat socks, but you need stripey cat socks with two cats on each sock - one at the toes and one at the heel. Very important detail. How else will people be able to see that you're wearing cat socks from both the front and the back??? (Wow, how many times have we said "cat socks" in this description?! Bet you have no idea that we're selling cat socks.)
Fits UK sizes 2-7.
Urban Market Trader: Stationery Closet